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colourofpanic: soverymediaaddicted: revoltagainstfate: fredsleftbuttock: golfingwithfassbender: cockingwithfassbender fredsleftcock revoltagainstcock soverycockaddicted Well…..that is…..um….do you think there’s a support group for that? colourofcock? or cockofpanic? - either way hilarious Whatthecock I might use this when not in polite company
Anonymous asked: Does New Zealand have spiders...
colourofpanic: fyeahkiwikiwi: Our most ‘deadliest’ spider is the whitetail. It’s not very big and if it bites you, you may get some swelling. That’s it. I’m fairly sure that’s the only spider we have worth watching out for. Our spiders are small and harmless compared to the beasts in Australia. Come to New Zealand - /our/ animals won’t kill you! 8D - Alicia I’m pretty sure the Katipo is...
reblog if your icon is a sex god from the high...
Whores & Whedon
Me: Some article I read on the web said that Whedon isn't experienced enough to write & direct The Avengers
Eva: Thats like saying a whore is unexperienced
How Common Is Your Birthday? →
soverymediaaddicted: 86th most popular birthday. 220th. I guess that’s not so bad.
I always wonder "If I die, how would my internet...
soverymediaaddicted: noideawhatimcapableof: midnightsa: Don’t worry guys. I have a document. With all of my login info for all of my sites. That is only to be opened upon my death. Morbid? Maybe. Do I care? I’ve thought about that before. But I’m not sure I want people judging me postmortem. If it was something like an illness I’d give someone my passwords when the end was coming....
me: hey can you call someone for me
parental unit: um no? you can do it yourself you're grown up.
me: OH SWEET JESUS GOD NO. I CAN'T DO THIS I'M GOING TO COLLAPSE PLEASE OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU I JUST CAN'T DO THIS I'M GOING TO BREAK. THEY'LL THINK I'M WEIRD. THEY'LL JUDGE ME. THEY HATE ME I CAN'T DO THIS.
marshyinwonderland: ducksinthehat: weaseltotheface: susabei: didneyworl-no-uta: yay9000: kermitthefrrog: So i’m submitting my paper to my teacher on the submission website and i clicked the wrong file to send her. I sent her this gif on accident. gods THERE GOES YOUR GRADE I SHOULDN’T BE LAUGHING THIS HARD. HAHAHAHAHAHA I’D GIVE YOU AN A+ I want to recruit you for my...
America is doing to the internet what Tumblr is...